I'm thinking I am going to style myself as "Taylor Services" or "Keir Services" perhaps. Bright blue writing on a bright yellow background to try and catch the eye. Here are the sort of things I thinking of offering:
- Advice to teenagers.
- Heartfelt testimonials.
- Dream interpretation.
- Scottish Accent narration.
- Create a Goals Spreadsheet.
- Betting Systems
- Custom made Crossword Puzzles.
- I will answer 3 questions
- I will meditate for 45 mins on your behalf
- I will write quiz questions for 3 children's books
- I will design a treasure hunt for your Scottish town
- Business Plan review
- Lie check
- I will find a leyline and pray for your well being.
- Postcards from famous Scottish sites.
- Script review
- Screenplay review
- I will critique the first five pages of your novel, script or short story.
- Alibi backup
- I will send your boss/ ex-spouse an email.
- Anonymous text message
- Remail letters from Scotland
- Send someone 2 condoms anonymously
- Positive pregnancy tests
- Clean urine
- Budgeting help
- Wordsearch puzzle on any theme
- Very hard Sudoku
- Business coaching
- I can name your child
- I will donate your money to charity
- Review your gambling system
- I will give you an 8 week plan to run your first 5k
- I will send you a lucky rock from Scotland.
- I will make you a list of 10 ideas on any subject of your choice
- I will accept a tip
- I will make you a 50 question quiz
- I will write a joke or humorous description of someone
- I will insult you
- I will take a screenshot of any website.
- I will show you how to massively increase your reading speed
- I will review your book on my blog
- 20 things you can do in the UK without planning permission
- I will ask any question you'd like on the Ouija board
- I will provide you with 10 money making ideas given your circumstances
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