If Paris Hilton can do it then why can't I? I'm offering my services as a BFF4EVER, and unlike Paris Hilton the night won't end up with a poorly filmed porno movie - that's an optional extra. Here is the ad I'm running at the mo:
What is Your Big Fat Scottish BFF?
Your Big Fat Scottish BFF is a company that allows you to rent a Scottish friend anywhere in the UK. You can rent a local Friend to hang out with, go to a movie or restaurant with, someone to go with you to a party or event, someone to teach you a new skill or hobby, or someone to go to the Footie with.
Guaranteed Scottishness!
Your Big Fat Scottish BFF is strictly a platonic Friendship company. Your Big Fat Scottish BFF is NOT a dating website, and NOT an Escort agency. Services on Your Big Fat Scottish BFF are strictly for FRIENDSHIP purposes only.
Email to make further enquiries.
No takers for your Big Fat Scottish BFF, probably just as well as I've lost two stones since I started writing this blog!
ReplyDeleteRoss Taylor
Author of:
1000 Rock Hard General Knowledge Questions
The Rock Hard Scottish Quiz Book
The Rock Hard Unofficial Celebrity Quiz Book
The No Nonsense Guide to Making Sure Your Child Gets a "A" at Key Stage 2 Maths
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