Tuesday 31 August 2010

All Ads on Gumtree

Here is a list of all the ads I have on Gumtree at the moment:

Advert Log




Scotland/ England Courier Service

Weekly Saturday/ Sunday Scotland/ England courier service.

Very cheap prices.

Anything considered.

Email for more information.





Need a Friend?

If you need any of these services then please get in touch:

Introduce you to people, Dinner, Workout Partner, Sporting Events, Outdoors, Wingman/Wingwoman, Picnics, Wine Tasting, Going To Park, Museums, Friends With Disabled, Going to Bar, Hot Air Balloon, Shopping, Poetry/Art/Drawing, Travel, Photography, Tutoring, Teaching Manners, Beach, Meet Friends, Playing Sports, Arcades, Friends with Seniors, Hiking, Hanging Out, Phone Friend, Bowling, Amusement Parks, Skiing, Martial Arts, Comedy Club, Psychic, Family Functions, Music, Site Seeing, Coffee House, Casino, Personal Advice, Yoga, Swimming, Games, Movies, Baking/Cooking, Religious, Giving Tours, Parties, Business Events, Zoo Clubbing, Prom Dates.

I will do anything - Just ask.









I’m available for Medical Trials

Drop me a line if you need me.

6ft 90kg 31yr old male









Mortgages, Money and Magic

Discover what 99% of homeowners don't know that could save you a fortune.

There is a simple plan that anyone can follow which can lead to Financial Freedom through property ownership - whatever you may read in the papers.

Here are some of the vital things this book will show you:

• Why house prices are going to go up in the next 5 years.

• The 4 things you need to get a mortgage (Credit Crunch proof).

• The 4 ways of buying a property without putting down a deposit.

• The simple ratio you can use to ensure your mortgage is finished at age 46 at the latest.

• How to drive a BMW and still be Financially Free.

• The exact destination you must choose for your holidays over the next decade.

• Plus much more.



Delivered by Email within 24 hours.

Reply via this ad to order. Payment by Paypal.









Do you need an Opposition report completed?

Do you need information on an opponent business?



I am an experienced Businessman, Auditor and Mystery Shopper. Just let me know what you want and I'll get it done cheaply, swiftly and accurately.















Northampton Lifestyle Management Services

LIFESTYLE MANAGEMENT SERVICE



• Dog walking

• Prescription / pension collection

• Shopping

• Pet sitting

• Waiting in for deliveries or tradesmen

• Returning library books

• Taking items to charity shops / recycling areas

• Checking on elderly / infirm relatives while family are in work, even keeping them company and reading to them

• Cleaning and tidying headstone of loved ones

• Collecting dry cleaning

• New house / End of tenancy cleaning

• Providing cover in a shop / business

• All household cleaning, both one-off and regular weekly appointments



+ Much, much more. Anything consider – Just Ask!



£10 an hour flat rate – payable in advance.









Need Debt Help?



Debt problems? Our debt management plan helps 1000s of people get out of debt.



Email now with your Name, Address and Phone number and one of our advisors will be in touch ASAP.





























Scottish Gold Buyers – We Beat Any Quote!



Send us your Gold along with a written quote from any of these firms:



UK Cash 4 Gold.com

Postal Gold for cash

Cash My Gold

Postal Gold



Any other national firm.



We promise to beat their quote by at least 5%.



Payment made instantly by Bank Transfer, Paypal or Cheque.















Make Money On Amazon – No Effort!



Have you got lots of books you'd like to sell on Amazon - but just can't be bothered with the rigmaroll?



Let me sell them for you! I'll do all the legwork and split the profits with you 50/50.



Drop me a line, I'll pick the books up and send you a monthly account breakdown and any payments by cheque.



Simples!









Toaster Bag Buy One Get One Free + FREE Delivery!



Brand new!

Toaster Pockets/Bag



Suitable for toasties, breads, toasted sandwiches, samosas, turnovers, almost anything solid that would fit in a toaster!



NOT LIQUIDS!



Re-usable... simply wash in warm soapy water



Reply to this ad to order. Pay by Paypal or Cheque.



Buy one Get One Free – Free Delivery!









I can help you get on top of your finances!



Every Family gets stuck in a rut now and again - it's natural.



I can help you get on top of your bills and stay on top through sensible investments. My methods are simple but they work.



Give me an email and I'll see what I can do.



I only charge you a percentage of the money I save you.











Squatter Alert!



As an experienced Landlord, Enforcement Officer and Debt Collector I know just how absolutely annoying it can be to have Squatters in one of your properties.

I want to help you make sure this never happens.

With my squatter alert service I can provide you with:

* A daily visit to your property, with emailed photograph as proof.

* Confrontation of squatters if found and relevant parties informed if necessary.

* Removal of visible signs of property being empty e.g. yellow pages on doorstep etc.

This is a very cheap service at only £1 per visit + petrol money. I keep the price down as I do this as much for duty, and community spirit as for profit.

Email me to make contact. Any location in Northamptonshire considered.









Thousands and Thousands of Books for Sale – FREE Delivery!



£2 Per Book

Free Delivery



All offers considered from single titles to the lot!

Email me for a list



















Your Big Fat Scottish BFF!



What is Your Big Fat Scottish BFF?



Your Big Fat Scottish BFF is a company that allows you to rent a Scottish friend anywhere in the UK. You can rent a local Friend to hang out with, go to a movie or restaurant with, someone to go with you to a party or event, someone to teach you a new skill or hobby, or someone to go to the Footie with.



Guaranteed Scottishness!





Your Big Fat Scottish BFF is strictly a platonic Friendship company. Your Big Fat Scottish BFF is NOT a dating website, and NOT an Escort agency. Services on Your Big Fat Scottish BFF are strictly for FRIENDSHIP purposes only.























Let Me Handle Your Sensitive Personal and Business Matters



We all encounter sensitive situations such as family problems, social issues, work and financial difficulties that do not warrant involvement of our close friends and relatives. While most of us cope successfully with the demands of our lives, some, for one reason or the other, require involvement of the third party to resolve their situation. We offer the service with an ability to handle effectively any circumstances that would pose a serious threat to a client's overall well being. We express interest and concern in helping you re-establish the emotional equilibrium necessary for success in your life.



Email to contact







Seasonal Stock Purchase



I am interested in buying any genuine seasonal clearance stock



Christmas

Easter

Back to School

New Year, New You

Halloween

Bonfire Night

Summer Holidays



Please contact me with any deals









Dogs in Hats!



Hi,



I am currently compiling a book of pictures of dogs in various fancy dress. If you have any pictures of your pooch in a fancy bonnet or other such like then please send them through along with your details and I'll ensure you get a mention.



Thanks,



Ross.









Free Advice and Counselling!



I offer Free Advice and Counselling to try and help you out.



Just Ask!!









Free Service – Let Me Help You!



Is something troubling you? Getting you down? A problem shared is a problem halved.

Here's your chance to get your worries off your chest. If you're having difficulties with relationships, family, work or any other aspect of your life, help is at hand.









Legal Smart Drugs



* incredibly stimulating effects.

* can improve your memory.

* increase your focus.

* great for those last minute cramming sessions before exams.

* prevent you falling asleep.

* completely legal

Pay via Cheque or Paypal.

Dispatched within 24hr









Get 5% Cashback on All Your Purchases!



Earn 5% Cashback every time you shop at a wide variety of leading retailers!

Example

Spend: £500 per month at Sainsbury's on food and fuel

Cashback: £25

Plus: Nectar points on top!

Your cashback card works just like a "Pay as You Go" mobile you top it up with money, then go shopping! It's not a Credit Card, so there is no interest and you can't get into any debt.

Go to: www.utilitywarehouse.co.uk/elevenquidpcm and click "Cashback Card"



Legal Cocaine!



Legal Cocaine which is taking the London Club Scene by Storm



New!

Legal!

Strong!

Intense!

Free P&P!



£12.50 per gram.

Shipped within 24 hours!

Reply to this ad to order. Pay by Paypal or Cheque.



Modafinil – AS SEEN ON TV!



Modafinil is indicated for the symptomatic relief of excessive sleepiness associated with:



Narcolepsy



Obstructive sleep apnoea/hypopnoea syndrome (OSAHS)

Moderate to severe chronic shift work sleep disorder (SWSD).



Excessive sleepiness is defined as difficulty maintaining wakefulness and an increased likelihood of falling asleep in inappropriate situations.



Diagnosis of SWSD should be made according to the International Classification of Sleep Disorders (ICSD) guideline. The moderate to severe subgroup of patients with SWSD for whom Provigil is indicated is defined by the inclusion criteria in the pivotal clinical trials.



Additional information for the safe use of this product



Treatment should be initiated by or under the supervision of a physician with appropriate knowledge of relevant sleep disorders.

PROVIGIL treats the symptom of excessive sleepiness associated with the above conditions. Where appropriate, every effort should be made to treat the underlying condition prior to initiating treatment with PROVIGIL.

In patients with excessive sleepiness due to moderate to severe chronic SWSD, appropriate steps to ensure adequate sleep should be taken prior to determining the requirement for PROVIGIL.



Individual Pills available for £3 each. Shipped within 24h.

















Guaranteed Mobile Phone Contracts!



Do you have a poor credit history & yet still need a

mobile phone contract? Look no further.

There is a wonderful Public Limited Company called the

'Utility Warehouse' who offer a deal that could solve all your problems.

I can almost guarantee that you won't already have heard of

them simply because they don't advertise. Instead, they let their unique deal speak for itself and so

word of mouth gets around from happy, satisfied customers. (Plus what they save

on advertising they can afford to pass onto you; the customer, as special offers etc)

So why is their deal for people with poor credit so good?

Because there are no credit checks. None at all.

In order to take advantage of what they are offering and to ultimately get that contract mobile that you're after, you just have to meet the following criteria:

• Be a UK resident

• Have a bank account

• If you order over the web, they will need you to supply

proof of your address.

If you can say yes to those three criteria, then the next

step couldn't be easier!



Thankfully; at long last, poor credit doesn't have to be a huge

problem when it comes to getting a contract mobile phone.



Go to www.telecomplus.org.uk/elevenquidpcm and click

"mobile"





A Friend in Need?



Are you looking for a friend to help, chat to or advise or just to talk

New in town, student, immigrant or local resident, married, single with any issues.



I want to help you out. Please get in touch.





Ask Ross



Is something troubling you? Getting you down? A problem shared is a problem halved.

Here's your chance to get your worries off your chest. If you're having difficulties with relationships, family, work or any other aspect of your life, help is at hand.



For over twenty years I’ve been guiding people towards finding solutions. Drop me a line.

Northampton Dump Runs

Drop me a line if you need anything taken to the tip.

Dump, dump, dumping, cleanout, cleanouts, clean, clear, clean out's. clean outs, rubbis, removal, trash, toss, depot, dumping ground, garbage lot, junk pile, refuse heap, rubbish pile, junk, throw out, unload, unpack, haul, hauler, garage cleaning, garage, basement, attic, attics, outside, backyard, brush, tree, trees, log, logs, spring, spring cleaning, clean, clean-up, clean up, clean up's, mattress, couch, chairs, wood, glass, metal, spring cleaning, spring, sprung





Betfair – Let’s Make Lots of Money

I've turned £10 into £3000+ every year for the last 5 years on Betfair.



£25 to see my results so far this year.



Subscriptions available if you like what you see.





DO YOU UNDERSTAND BETTING ODDS?





Fancy taking non-risk profits from the Bookies every day by taking advantage of some easily accessible loopholes?

If yes, email 49balls@googlemail.com as I have just the job for you!



No Spam – No Scam – Earn from Day 1





Willing to help a female get pregnant



Hi. I’m a 31yr old male, 6ft, 90kg, willing to help a female have a baby for whatever reason please email and we can discuss.

I have done this before so can talk you through the process if you are nervous.









Need Help Conceiving?



The law does not apply to a 'private' arrangement involving 'fresh' sperm rather than frozen.

Drop me a line.









1000 Ways to Make Cash – Try some today



http://1000moneymakers.blogspot.com/



This blog is dripping with money making schemes - join the ride.





Rent a Friend – NN/ MK



Hello

Do you have an evening that you need a friend to go with or just need a night out for a meal or cinema or just a DVD night or even a chat over a coffee?

I am a friendly 31yr old male who can help you out.

We charge £15 per hour and a minimum of two hours have to be paid for in advance.





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Ross Taylor

Author of:

1000 Rock Hard General Knowledge Questions

The Rock Hard Scottish Quiz Book

The Rock Hard Unofficial Celebrity Quiz Book

The No Nonsense Guide to Making Sure Your Child Gets a "A" at Key Stage 2 Maths

Proprietor of:

http://rockhardquizbooks.vendr.com

http://atasteofscotland.vendr.com



Experienced Money Manager Can Help You Out of Debt



Hi, my name is Ross Taylor. In 2008 I was the Highest Grossing Mortgage Adviser in the UK. I’ve since went on to become a Director of a Fast Track 100 company.

I am offering a service which may be able to help you get out a financial rut. Are you working but find that your money is always running out before the end of the month?

By using a system of minimisation and budgeting, I can stop this from happening. Please drop me a line and I’ll give you an idea of what I can do for you.

If I can’t save you any money, I won’t charge. This is a simple, no-lose offer.





Genuine Scottish Food and Drink - Irn Bru, Haggis, the lot!

http://atasteofscotland.vendr.com





Think you know about Scotland?



Prove it - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rock-Hard-Scottish-Quiz-Book/dp/1445791609/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1283168901&sr=8-1





Help your kids get the best start at School

http://www.amazon.co.uk/No-Nonsense-Guide-making-Child-Stage/dp/1446152154/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1283169043&sr=1-1





Great Christmas gift for Quiz Lovers – 1000 Rock Hard Questions



http://www.amazon.co.uk/1000-Rock-General-Knowledge-Questions/dp/1445781336/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1283169079&sr=1-1







Think you know a lot about Celebrities??



Test your knowledge - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rock-Hard-Unofficial-Celebrity-Quiz/dp/1446144410/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1283169281&sr=1-1

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