Soft Porn on the Kindle

   Do you remember when LP's were replaced by Tapes, or a few years later when Tapes fell foul of CD's? Perhaps you remember when Videos went out of fashion and DVDs came in.

   All of this has happened within my lifetime and all of this gave a massive opportunity to the content providers (in this case Film Studios, Record Labels and TV stations) to re-badge their products and get an extra bang for their buck. I bought Deacon Blue's Greatest Hits on tape and then went out and bought it again on CD. No doubt in the future I'll be downloading it for some mobile device.

   On a seedier note I've noted that the Pornographers have made a small step into the Kindle World. The interesting thing is that this is via the most basic of Porno images - soft porn photos. Real basic stuff like images of Women in their bikinis etc.

   This provides an inroad for the would be Pornographer. Here's the 5 Point Plan:

• Go to Google Images and search for "@selfshootgal".
• You'll find around 200 photos that girls (or seedy men) have uploaded onto Twitter. Pick out the Amazon friendly pics (no Crunchie visible but raspberry ripples are ok).
• You'll now have about 100 pics. Open a Createspace account.
• Follow the instructions on Createspace. Call the book something like 100 Real Life Naked Teenagers (I love numbers in book titles).
• List the Ebook on the Amazon Kindle store.

If you are successful then the next obvious stage would be to use your "expert" status to set up a Casting Agency - but that's another story.