Tuesday 18 October 2011

Dwarf Throwing

   Imagine this for a second. You hire a venue in the centre of a reasonably sized town/ small city. This venue must be licensed. Two weeks prior to you big date you start plastering the locality with poster, leaflets, press coverage etc pushing your big forthcoming night. The night has two selling points:

  • Discounted Bar.
  • Dwarf Throwing.
   Now I don't know if there is a dwarf throwing troupe already in the UK but I'm sure you could get a posse together.

Outgoings:

  • Bar Staff
  • Promo materials
  • Dwarf hire
  • Hall hire
  • Outside Bar hire
  • Booze costs
  • DJ
Income:

  • Door charge
  • Beer sales
Now say the outgoings come to £2000 and your average spend per person (door charge and Beer sales) comes to £15, that means you'd need 133 people through the door to break even. I reckon in any reasonable sized town you'd get 200 young bucks in.

   Take the show on tour and suddenly your the Biggest Midget Entrepreneur in the country.

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