Tuesday 18 May 2010

I'm a Discreet Buyer

On occasions everyone has a situation where they need to make a purchase but don't really want to do it themselves. Generally this will be because of the potentially embarassing nature of the purchase. For example, a man may not want to buy a present for his lover in case his wife comes across the credit card bill. A lady man not want to buy a large sex toy through the imaginable cringing moment at the checkout. In light of this, I've advertised my services as a "discreet buyer". Here's my ad on Gumtree:

"We all encounter sensitive situations such as family problems, social issues, work and financial difficulties that do not warrant involvement of our close friends and relatives. While most of us cope successfully with the demands of our lives, some, for one reason or the other, require involvement of the third party to resolve their situation. We offer the service with an ability to handle effectively any circumstances that would pose a serious threat to a client's overall well being. We express interest and concern in helping you re-establish the emotional equilibrium necessary for success in your life.


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